Geez. It's kind of depressing to realize that we are still stockpiling these things because (in case I hadn't previously mentioned it) these are Bongo's most favorite post-breakfast snack. Sugar used to eat a little bit of one to humor Larry but now that he's gone neither she nor Lana or Rickey give a crap about these things. One of the hardest things about Bongo being gone is that we have lost our natural schedule-maker.
Actually, Bongo's morning schedule would look something like this:
6am wake up, groom sisters eyes and ears for boogers and wax
601am start barking for a cookie
601.0001am someone gives him a cookie
7am breakfast with cereal and chopped vegetables and string beans and avocado
702am start barking for a cookie, he gets it (who can listen to that forever)
705am forgotten that he had gotten post-breakfast cookie, barks for another
710 am cannot take it another second, he gets a cookie
711am finally. satisfied.
713am feeling like a little snack, goes to each of the three bathrooms looking for toilet paper roll
715am All the toilet paper rolls still have paper on them (damn them)
717am Papa gives him a paper towel roll, just finished a roll in the kitchen
718am Unbridled joy. This actually sates him for almost an hour.
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