what good neighbors we must make

I am surprised someone hasn't nailgunned a rabbit to the front door by this point

World's best Literary Agent

maybe it's only funny to me, but...

When Larry was running Larrymount Pictures he frequently solved tough story problems with a pile of hams.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sugar Joan Hohman

she is super pretty

GOOOOD MOORRRNNIINNGG

we're all fired up from our walk! sugar is bored shitless somewhere else
it's a pretty morning and you should double click on the photo cuz it's better bigger.

not invited to the BBQ

cherry blossom basset

ummm peanut butter

borderline cruelty if you ask me

Why people really don't want us staying at their houses

I know this is just sickening to people that don't have dogs. Positively revolting.

Is this not the cutest thing you've ever seen?

today is going to be a youtube day- check out this lil guy

Boo boo is really cute

All I want for Christmas- don't tell Dodson whatever you do

and I'm not RIDICULOUS- I don't need the whole box or anything

ps already busted - he says fine only he quits work and stays home and runs a kennel.

Rickey has asked for some airtime

i know I usually do the "grr grrr grr grrr" thing but I really felt I had to articulately address the ongoing difficulty I am having with an unnamed member of my family. This person constantly taunts me and points out how much smarter she I mean they are than I am. And that being a lemon basset is better than being tri (practically quadra!) colored! First, I don't believe it, and I really don't appreciate it. She I mean they act all different and fake nice when my Papas are around. Sigh. Someone tell her to be for real nice to me. And not to call me fartbox anymore. sigh.

I am SICK of people saying this blog isn't hip

I try to be as current as the next guy, as long as the next guy is Adolph Zukor.

Lana has been especially mean to Rickey of late. Yesterday lil Rick was crying and I asked him what was up- he told me that Lana told him he was a box of farts and he was practically inconsolable. She is witty, I will give you that. He is a cute little box of farts.

Hey, you know who I miss tonight?

Look at that handsome man. did I ever tell you that he was quite good company (and an outstanding kisser)? I got all sad when I first saw this picture tonight, cuz I miss him so much. then it was kinda fun seeing him. He doted on me every day, he just really liked me and nobody really likes me all the time. Except my Bongo. Hope you're likin me from afar as much as I'm loving you from down here li'l bud. Sweet dreams til we meet again; sonny boy.

wine is fine, but

candy is dandy; no, wait, i meant something else entirely. rickey is very upset about tori being cheated out of her inheritance. he says, and I quote, "grrrrrrrrr' (how do I know that Poppa won't get mad at me and cut me off from my deserved inheritance).

you got nothin to worry about lil guy. sigh. but maybe we'll go for mornin walk on mapleton and you can loaf at the driveway of casa candy.

does this make sense?

plus

equals

getta loada Pancho

how cute is this guy. He belongs to my friends Sylvie and Steve and their family. he's one year old. he hasn't met the triplets yet. we're hoping to get that set up, it took long enough to get a pic of this adorable guy. also I could be mistaken but Pancho appears to be about 45% the size of lanaynez "camryn manheim" hohman. only an in-person visit will tell.

hi pancho, you are adorable and llook like you are a shenanigans-maker. I'm told his favorite treats are expensive items of clothing. shenanigans-maker.